Looks like I'll be sending this clipping home to Mom!

My face isn't that lopsided. Really.

I won an award. At least, I think it's an award. Don't awards have statues? Or a plaque or something?

The last thing I remember winning purely on my own merit was the belly flop contest at summer camp when I was ten. The lake was filthy and green, but my team was down in points and they needed a good flop. I ran to the end of the board and sprung as high as I could into the air, eventually meeting the water with a sickening slap. The belly dive pulled us into 2nd place and into the end of the week pizza party. I was a hero.

I've been recording and writing some new songs (as usual) and I can't wait to get them out there. I just put in an order for some 400 blank cds, so keep an eye out for some little paper bags scattered around town...